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Walayti Machine, Desi Queen

Spoiler: Roman Urdu

Fitness ka chaska aisa hai keh aik dafa par gaya tou par gaya, phir jo marzi kar lo peecha nahi chorta. Aisa he aik chaska para mujhe or mere miyan ko. Bas phir kya tha;

Mene kaha paet kam karna hai Miyan ne kaha weight kam karna hay 
Mene kaha walk karengay Miyan ne kaha gym join karengay
Mene kaha jogging kesi rahaygi? Miyan ne kaha swimming sahi rahaygi
Mene kaha ghar se na nikalna paray Miyan ne aagay se kuch bhi nahi kaha 😶

Kya lagta hai us k baad kya huwa hoga? 🙄

Hona kya hai, wohi huwa jo hamesha hota hai. Miyan ne ki apni marzi or aa gayi hamare ghar ‘Recumbent Bike’ hamari desi lughat main ‘cycle wali machine’. Ab sawal yeh tha k isko kahan barajaman kiya jaye? Jagah bhi aisi chahiye thi k har waqt narzon k samnay rahay ankhon ko thandak pohunchaye. Laga diya usko living area main. Ab uski sawari baari baari sab ne ki. Sab se pehle mere betay ka haq tha kiyun ke woh hain ghar ke chotay. Charh gaye machine par, lekin karna kya tha? woh tou unki amma ko nahi pata tha unhen kese pata hota. Lo ji ab bhai charha tou behan kese peechay rehti. Lekin meri pyari beti ko 2 minute main andaza ho gaya ke usko is ki koi zarurat nahi woh already fit hai. Ab aayi baari meri, josh main pehle 3, 4 din tou dil o jaan se 10 minute diye lekin us k baad “tum kon main kon”.

Aray haan Miyan ki baari? woh aaj tak nahi aayi. Ab yeh andaza ap he lagayen ke woh baari aanay nahi di ya aayi he nahi.

Chalain yeh tou ho gayi kahan k kese aayi hamaray ghar exercise machine raani. Ab zra current haalaat sunain. Aatay jatay meri nazar jab us par parti hai tou dil he dil main khayal ata hai; KAAHAY KI MACHINE? Sara din yahan pari aaraam karti rehti hai. Dil kese na jalay mera? Main machine na hotay huwe bhi machine jesi kaamon main lagi or woh machine hotay huwe bhi kaam ki na kaaj ki. Or tou ghar main kisi k kaan par joon tak na reengi lekin mene soch liya k nahi chorna ab isko, kass li kamar or charh gayi seat par. Jab zor laga laga k pedal ghumaye tou 5 minutes main he lag pata gaya k is ne phir bhi kuch nahi karna mehnat khud he karni paraygi zor laga k.

Agar apko abhi tak yeh lag raha hai k ham ne paisay waste kiye or machine kisi kaam nahi aayii tou nahi nahi aisa bilkul bhi nahi hai. Machine bhallay walayti hai lekin main tou desi by heart hun na. Jese ham bunyan ko dusting ka kapra, safayi ka pocha, holes fill karnay k liye use kar lete hain wese he is recumbent bike k bhi beshumar istemaal hain.

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Machine tou walayti hai lekin phir ham desi bhi tou kam nahi na kisi se. Paisay zaaya thora he honay dete hain. Hamain pata hai har cheez ko kese kaar’aamad banaya jaa sakta hai. 🤗

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4 Comments

  1. Mashaal hareem says:

    Woah Feeling at peace😂💞

    1. hahahhah 😂 what do you have at home transformed into desi thing 😁

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